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25 things i have learned in 50 years

25 things i have learned in 50 years by dave barry, via blawg

01.
The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.

09.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.

11.
There is a very fine line between „hobby“ and „mental illness.“

14.
Nobody is normal.

21.
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

24.
Your friends love you anyway.

25.
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

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